So I can't remember my login name

or my password (big deal)
So I lose my wallet and my checkbook in two separate incidents within the same week
So I can't manage to get to sleep at a decent hour
So we cant get a snow day this year to save our lives
So I gotta get a divorce
So I gotta organize & finalize the whole separation agreement myself
So I gotta do just about everything responsible in my family

Big Fat F-in Deal!

AT LEAST I GOTTA LOTTA MEDICAL PENS!!!!

So Blog This!